Saturday April 22nd, 2017
PWX Wrestleplex - McKeesport, PA
Results courtesy of Hank Hudson!
(1) FOUR-MAN TAG-TEAM MATCH: Lewis/Toryn Flight defeated Silas
Morgan/"The Highlight Of The Night" Classic Chris Helmsly (with advisor
Paul Atlas) (Lewis pinned Helmsly) in 8:15!!! Silas Morgan (formerly
Silas Cogar of "The Cogar Brothers") was unveiled prior to the bout as
Helmsly's "The Angel On His Shoulder" mystery partner!!! Helmsly tried
to whip Lewis toward Paul Atlas on the ring apron, but the brainy nerd
reversed the maneuver!!! Helmsly crashed head-on with his advisor and
rebounded into Lewis' waiting rear takedown cradle for the
three-count!!! Zak Hunter immediately stormed into the ring for a
four-on-two beatdown on the victorious tandem who would soon be saved by
the surprising return to P.W.X. of Ego!!!
(2) SPECIAL RETURN MATCH: "The Bayou Bully" Christian Black pinned
Justin Idol (current holder of the P.W.X. Golden Ticket) in 8:00 to
avenge a defeat on the previous P.W.X. live event!!! Black managed to
survive no less than a trio of brutal released German suplexes to
eventually hit with a "downward spiral" maneuver to get the duke!!!
Afterward Black declared on the house mic: "Justin Idol's P.W.X. Golden
Ticket is now mine!!!
*****KITANA "P.W.X. MEDIA" INTERVIEW: Prior to the start of P.W.X.
"Genesis", the crowd was informed of the 'Plex debut later in the
evening of a new star very capable of being a threat to any and all
P.W.X. titleholders!!! Kitana introduced Juggernaut John Rodin who
immediately let it be known that he was none too pleased with his
"lukewarm" reception!!! Rodin's entirely negative interview did nothing
to endear himself to the P.W.X. faithful!!!
(3) "RUN FOR THE TITLE" WOMEN'S MATCH: "The Sugar Creature" Solo Darling
pinned Leah Vaughan in 9:19!!! This bout began the race for a future
shot at P.W.X. women's champion Tessa Blanchard!!! Mean girl Leah dumped
an entire bag of Solo's "gummy bears" onto the 'Plex ring canvas!!!
Darling retaliated by "spearing" Vaughan into the candy treats and then
followed up with a spinning "fisherman" cradle-suplex onto them for the
*****KITANA "P.W.X. MEDIA" INTERVIEW: Don Christopher (formerly known as
Cassidy Stone) announced that he ain't going anywhere else, that if he
ain't in P.W.X., he ain't wrestling anywhere else, that he's here to win
titles and win gold with the P.W.X. Three Rivers Title specifically
(4) P.W.X. TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Champion Ryan Reign pinned
"The Enforcing Official" Crusher Hansen in 10:27 to retain his title!!!
Completely fed-up with Hansen's totally-biased officiating of his own
bout, Reign briefly disappeared behind the 'Plex stage curtain to
reemerge wearing his own referee's striped-shirt!!! Hansen would soon
get a giant road-sign from beneath the ring and appeared to be talking
to himself in a debate over whether or not to utilize it!!! Reign took
this opportunity to clock the confused Crusher with a tremendous
short-clothesline clout and then manually manipulated the back of
Hansen's hand to toll his title-retaining three-count!!! Sore-loser
Hansen proceeded to blindside Reign with a road-sign whack and walked
off with the T.V. title belt saying that "Possession is nine-tenths of
(5) TRIPLE-THREAT MATCH FOR THE P.W.X. THREE RIVERS CHAMPIONSHIP:
Champion Stryder defeated "The Hero Of Time" Kato (with Sylvia) and
Bubba The Bulldog (Stryder pinned Bubba) in 10:39 to retain his title!!!
The defending titleholder Stryder was given a champion's advantage in
that he was not required to enter the battle until the three-minute
mark, and no pinfalls or submissions would be allowed until that time!!!
Bubba eventually would wipe out Stryder with a spectacular
spinning-uranage and appeared enroute to a winning pin when Sylvia
pulled ref P.J. Parker out to ringside at the count of two!!! As refs
Parker and Luke Scott were distracted admonishing Sylvia at ringside,
Bubba's arch-enemy David Lawless entered the ring to brain the Bulldog
with the Three Rivers title belt!!! At this point Kato could have easily
covered either Bubba or Stryder for a victory but, instead, "The Hero Of
Time" draped Stryder's limp arm over the kayoed Bubba for the
title-retaining pin!!! Afterward Don Christopher entered the
squared-circle to confront Stryder about a title opportunity!!! However,
Kato smacked Christopher across the back of his head just enough to
distract him for a "spear" from the champion rugby roughneck!!!
(6) FOUR-MAN TAG-TEAM MATCH: "The Hellfire Club" (Shirley Doe/The
Beastman) defeated "The Cogar Brothers" (Otis/Atticus) (Beastman pinned
Atticus following a spinning-uranage) after 10:29 of a brutal,
(7) P.W.X. TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Champions "Locked & Loaded"
("The Meta Human" Duke Davis/"Pro Wrestling All-Star" Ganon Jones, Jr.)
(with Sylvia) defeated "The Screaming Climax" Dirk Ciglar/"Double M" Mad
Mike (Davis pinned Ciglar after "The Sum Of All Bombs" double-arm
sit-out chokeslam) in 8:27 to retain their title!!! Immediately
afterward "The Hellfire Club" stormed out to stake their claim for a
future title clash by bettering the champions in their postbout brawl
through the stage curtain!!!
*****The sound of a familiar ring music, that of former multiple time
P.W.X. champion Patrick Hayes, alerted the happy P.W.X. fans to his
surprising return!!! Hayes announced that he will be signing a new
P.W.X. contract, and soon people will be "Hazed And Confused"!!!*****
(8) P.W.X. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Champion "The Alpha Dog" J.R.
Mega defeated "The Gavel" David Lawless, Esq., SUBMISSION in 9:20 to
retain his title!!! Lawless appeared to be completely in the driver's
seat during a prolonged offensive and perhaps enroute to the title when
arch-enemy Bubba The Bulldog emerged to taunt him from the 'Plex
rampway!!! Mega snatched the distracted Lawless from behind to plant him
with a suplex followed by an application of a "reverse chancery" grip to
make the shyster say "uncle"!!! Kato entered the ring only to be leveled
by the retaining champion!!! However, when Kato's newly-expanded army
(Locked & Loaded as well as Stryder) approached, Mega quickly changed
the site of his victory celebration to the ringside seating area!!!